My name is Jason of the long and narrow bridges of Nea Monarchy.
Where the fern grows like flowers and flowers grow like fern; 
flees are wiled and beer is tame 
(don't step in the bushes). 
Candles are as delicious as candy and candy tastes like wax.
Wax is rubber, and rubber is like this glue that doesn't stick to anything when you want 
	it, and dose in the wrong place. 
Questions are wiled; 
Can Pigs fly?
	where do cars come from? 
		Why do we have feet, 
			and why don't fish? 
				do some fish have feet?

You don't ever want to go there;
buildings smell like grass and the land is made of plastic. 
Trees have the Rubbermaid symbol on them and lakes are copyrighted. 
If you are there leave now, 
never come back, 
	never look back! 
		Run my friend! 
Run like there isn't yesterday or today, but there is a tomorrow.
Get that tomorrow, until tomorrow is today. 
Make the reminder of Nea Monarchy a short one, but fresh. 
Don't forget! 
	Don't remember, 
		collect but don't save. 
			Don't look back, 
				don't go back-
ever!
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